Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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