Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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