It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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