she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Are we still banned from the library?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Randomize