why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
nutella sex= disaster
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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