There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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