Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize