then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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