Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
