i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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