exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my being single is dangerous.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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