Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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