Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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