you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
