He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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