Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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