if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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