True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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