Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
