Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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