omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We left the knife in your bed.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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