I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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