Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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