new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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