She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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