I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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