ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He had one of those small greek statue penises
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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