Why are handjobs necessary in class?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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