my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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