There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
