So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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