before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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