So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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