She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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