your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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