it wasn't lemon gatorade
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
