we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
