I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize
