Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Someone came in the potted fern
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Fuck me I smell like cheese
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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