everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Randomize
