try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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