Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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