I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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