Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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