Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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