I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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