I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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