this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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