They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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