I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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