i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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