Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
